(maybe in order of how awful it feels)(no wait, not)

Knees, thighs, ankle backs from pedals, rain crashes, tripping on my top tube

Belly and related tubes within due to all sorts of shenanigans, I’m sure. Salsa and beer for dinner may be the root cause of this.

Lungs as apparently I’m back to my seventeen year old roots, where I chain smoke because I feel awkward around all people

Did I mention that my middle apparently hates food (but not black coffee)?