• Me: Would you spend ___ on a bike if it was super awesome?
  • Edgar: Yes. What bike?
  • Me: Looking at Raleigh's and Scott Speedsters.
  • Edgar: Oooh.
  • Me: Test rode one yesterday for funsies. Edgar it was like... having sex with...an angel. On a bike. Who also is kinky. And then gives you the best cigarette ever.
  • Edgar: Hahaha.
  • Me: I mean I was FLYING.