January 2010
50 posts
Cell phone photo internet scrapbooking
In order:
Daniella's insane toy poodle, Chuba (or, Serpico, or, Nutsack)
The view from the apartment on Guerrero (Chez Miller)
El Farolito and crack burrito menu (they sell t-shirts now!)
Carnitas burrito (in process of destruction)
Suspenders + vest + cords + San Francisco equates for my boyish good looks!
San Francisco makes everybody a little bit queer.
(Days of deviance and decadence, explain to me why I don’t live here?)
December 2009
78 posts
Elope with me in private and we’ll sail around the world. I will be your...
– Piazza, New York Catcher, Belle and Sebastian, because I’ll be there in less than 12 hours. Bye Tumblr friends, hope to text you some drunk and filthy pictures!
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My tumblarity tells me so. And I'm not cuter than...
Mr. Kent: Are you a writer? I assume, but you've never actually said.
Me: What makes you say that?
Mr. Kent: You have that look.
Me: Look? Cos if I looked like Dorothy Parker / Anais Nin, well, that'd be sweet. Shit, I'll take Anne Sexton, too.
Mr. Kent: Not a Vonnegut look, which is good, but a thoughtful, introspective, expressive look.
Me: Maybe I'm just thoughtful, introspective, and expressive. Or a con-girl.
Mr Kent: You are cuter than them. And, I think con artists would be good at anything they wanted to.
2009: Songs in the key of POP! for my 2009
Is it time to jump on the end of the year bandwagon yet? Oh, I think so! I could try and make a list of the best albums of the year, or the decade, but I’m just not “good” enough at music for that. The other thing is, sadly, so much of the music of the year for me is pop music in fast cars going across the Bay Bridge. So I wanted to do a “songs I dug” + moments in...
I married the place. This was the more lasting of the two liaisons. Loving so...
– Joanna Howard, “Seascape”, from her collection “On The Winding Stair”
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Dressed in red and silver, she evoked the sounds and imagery of fire engines as...
– Anais Nin, A Spy in the House of Love
The cat came back
On Christmas Day, one of my parent’s (thus, my childhood) cats ran away. Klondike. El Oso, or, as my brother has named him, Landshark (not the beer, jerks). It was fraught. And even though I was sad and worried about the cat, I still went home. I felt a little guilty. But I had to go.
Anyway, as the title said, he’s well and good. Well, I don’t know about either of those. Today...
(S)He thinks I’m cu-u-u-u-u-u-te!!
– Rudolph, the Red-Nosed Reindeer. I can’t fly, though.
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Don't worry, Grinchy, I'll be your Cindy Lou Who!
Wassail, wassail, we've got Horoscope ......
TAURUS
April 20-May 20
It’s important that you do things at a pace that is sustainable for you, Taurus, but that doesn’t mean you get to stop altogether just because you’re scared. Be proactive! Find increments of your goals that you can complete right now, no matter how small or insignificant they seem. Slow down and calm your nerves while moving forward. (SFBG)
According to...
Funny, and also, I want this to be the new meme du... →
According to this, I am:
Kids who don’t fit in (duh). Smart geeks. Umphrey’s McGee fans. Girls who didn’t get enough drama when they were younger. 30somethings who were cool when they were 20something. Boys who don’t read. Guys I want to sleep with. (The difference between the two Russian authors lies in the fact that I think the Underground Man is sexier than Pierre Buzukhov). Workaholics...
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New Years could kill me just with anticipation...
Franny: Are you wired in a good way or a bad way?
Me: Um both? I dunno. Jess called me which sort of set me off, plus NINE DAYS NINE DAYS NINE DAYS
Me: Which is probably more stressful than exciting for you.
Franny: A little. But I'm SUPEREXCITED to see you guys!!
Franny: You have no idea
Me: OMG OMG OMG ME TOO. The let down from going back to work will probably kill me BUT WHO CARES SAN FRANCISO NEW YEARS WIFEY JESSICA IN AND OUT.
My friend vouched a theory that all men were either
Peter Pans or Captain...
– Peter Pan Versus Captain Hook, Tamsin Kendrick
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Here we are, end of the year time. So, I’m going to jump on the list-making and reminiscing band wagon. WHO IS EXCITED? Oh, and possibly post every single recent picture I have relating to the great state of California in preparation for NEW YEARS SAN FRANCISCO 2010, ladies and gents. Because I am so excited I just cannot stand it.
But what do you really see in the eyes of a man doing a handstand with six...
– Louise Erdrich, The Master Butchers Singing Club
21 Places to Find Freelance Writing and Blogging... →
(via sarahspy)
Okay, I haven’t read the link yet. But get back at me soon.
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CONUNDRUM
Tony’s Birthday and I’m going to make French Silk Pie after work. Except:
1. There is still the last flat of a case of eggs in the fridge.
2. There is still half a case of PBR + a six pack taking up space.
3. This pie needs to sit in the refrigerator.
RECENT GRADUATE WHO LIVES WITH THREE BOYS AND HAS TOO MANY PROBLEMS OH MY GOD.
Ice cream and Gloria Gaynor may not cut it in the real world, but vodka and The...
– BetteD, Breaking Up Is Hard To Do: A Collection Of Advice Not Taken
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Have a Holly Jolly Horoscope Wednesday, tumblrites
TAURUS
April 20-May 20
Invest in the power of positive thinking. Get clear about the details as well as the big picture of your desires. Be careful not to over analyze. Just discern what you need, what you want, and where your obstacles are. (SFBG)
Scientists say that pretty much everywhere you go on this planet, you are always within three feet of a spider. That will be an especially useful...
Why yes, the internet just got way too big: The... →
Did you know Facebook was trying to become Twitter? And be publicly searchable? And if you look on celebrity friends list, they have solely famous people pages? Thank God, at least Gawker’s got our backs.
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You (could be) The Walrus! Goo goo ga Mills... →
So, if you don’t live on the West Coast, you have PLENTY of time (4 and a half more hours by my count) to submit, for FREE, to a rockin’ undergraduate literary magazine out of Oakland, CA. They’re great. You should do it. I edited this last year and it just gets better. Honestly, why WOULDN’T you, my wordy pioneers?